lazy wars

A competition among friends to see who is laziest.

It seems we're having lazy wars.

by Cuttyhutter January 5, 2017

Religious Wars

People fighting over who has the better imaginary friend

The crusaders had a Religious Wars

by Karl Jager January 24, 2019

Star Wars Day

Star wars day (May 4th) is a day that shouldn't, but does exist.

"Happy Star Wars day!"
"Um, what?"
"Its May the 4th! May the 4th be with you!"
"Go fuck yourself."

by Indue May 4, 2022

System Wars

A forum on the gaming website Gamespot in which numerous factions of fanboys from Xbox(lemmings), Gamecube(Sheep), Playstation 2(Cows), and PC's(Hermits), fight over which is the better system. Many people find System Wars to be full of annoying idiots, but if you go in with the right attitude it can be quite fun.

Fable flopped, the lemmings have been owned!!

by Shibby01 May 15, 2005

bum wars

To bribe a homeless person with a bottle of whisky, to go and start a fight with another homeless person.

"I Know Lets Go Play Bum Wars!!"

by WhiteNinja February 23, 2004

vice wars

a competition in which teams of people attempt to be the first to finish consuming an entire list of items, such as:

30rack of beer, jug of wine, sheet of pizza, pound of sour patch kids, pack of cigarettes.

optional: handle of liquor, mystery food item (pound of bologna, 2 pounds of cheese)

person 1: hey, you wanna be on my team for vice wars tomorrow night?
person 2: naw, i don't want to puke everywhere after i get owned.

by u_r_s_d May 7, 2009

Star Wars Galaxies

Once a great game that was extrememly fun with both PVP and PVE. Then, the monkeys working for SOE decided to totally screw the game and ass rape the customers. Now its a horrible game that doesn't even deserve the title SWG.

"Wow, Star Wars Galaxies is a great game!"

"Was a great game, now its just a lumpy pile of crap"

by Gwidion September 27, 2006