wanker

One who excessively masterbates... there lives are no more then the dream of going home and wacking off to an imaginery image of a dream girl they will never have...

also see Brian M.

by Capt Penguin n Capt Duckie August 2, 2003

wanker

A person who is addicted to playing themselves.

John is a wanker.

by joosy poosy May 4, 2003

wanker

He who wanks off.

Joe is such a wanker. Looking at those pictures of Britany Spheres... Dirty Joe.

by Theo Gifford May 27, 2003

Wanker

A person who enjoys "single player" more than "Multiplayer".

"When do I get my turn, I'm horny too!"
"Shut up bitch, you're ruining it."

- Sexy Losers (sexylosers.com)

by AnonymousGuy October 27, 2003

Wanker

Comes from the words 'willy' and 'yank' combined. As in yanking ones willy i.e. to masturbate. Also used as a term of insult.

Man: That Garry is such a wanker, he's left the milk out again.

by Georgie_Porgie August 20, 2009

wanker

A word that is frequently shouted at me from the windows on a small boxy looking car travelling at excessive speeds and booming out crap music with four ugly wiggers inside, because i have longer than normal hair

Retard in car listening to R&B: "Oy WANKEEEEEEEEEEEER" *makes suggestive hand motions*

Me: "Fuck you" *walks on without caring*

by ScattyMatt July 20, 2005

Wanker

1. n. one who lives on the Westbank of New Orleans. Generally used as an insult. Contraction of "west" and "bank."
2. n. one who masturbates quite a bit or beyond healthy means

1. Wow, Robert, you're such a wanker. Go back to the wank.

2. Wow, look at those wanking Brits.

by Riley April 14, 2005