Wanker

skier:"is that guy wearing jeans?"
snowboarder:"yea, that guy is a wanker"

Wanker by skippybum November 4, 2003

wanker

one who takes it upon themselves to engage in the art of a vigorous repeat session, thrusting their hand to and fro whilst grasping their penis.

look at that fucking nob jockey over there,hes a right wanker

wanker by plunkmasterp June 7, 2004

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A faggot like man or women

"Your such a wanker"

Wanker by asdasfasasd March 12, 2009

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A pathetic attempt at an insult

why you damn wanker i'll beat your arse!

WANKER by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

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One who 'wanks' (i.e.). One who participates in the act of 'wanking' (masturbation).

A common term in the United Kingdom, but less commonly used in the United States. Although its litteral translation is 'masturbater' it is generly used as a derogative term in general.

British guy- HEY! You! your a 'bloody wanker'!
American guy- Ummmmmm...... Whats that?
British guy-...... Fuck you!

Wanker by PokesAlotaSmot420 March 20, 2011

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also spelled wanka. a person who is a total and complete jerk and is devoid of any knowledge there of. normaly used by british rugby players.

Hey you! Ya get out of the way ya wanker!

Wanker by Billy Whiskers May 13, 2005

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See also-masturbate

A term over-used by Brits and Aussies because they don't have many good insults anyway...

Bob: Hi! How are you?

Brit/Aussie: Ge' out o' ere ya wanker!

wanker by Blasty2k September 1, 2005

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