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Morning-after Waffles

When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.

A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.
Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!
by stephendragon June 12, 2014
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cocaine and waffles

1.when something in all ways does not belong with each other.

2.something random.
1. that couple is cocaine and waffles, bitch.

2.

person 1: PUPPIES!
person 2: dude, that was cocaine and waffles.
by lady rawrness September 19, 2009
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Homo Waffles

When two gay couples are together.
It's the weirdest thing when you see homo waffles.
You seriously don't know how to react to that sort of thing.
by SCRY December 8, 2007
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blue waffles

VERY NASTY AND FUCKING DISGUSTING DISEASED PUSSY!
I broke up with her after I found out she had blue waffles!
by the explainer 69 March 12, 2017
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making waffles

1. Masturbating
2. Touching yourself, also known as jacking off
After Carl saw those hot chicks in the pool he ran to the bathroom to make some waffles.
by Count Dulof April 23, 2005
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Epic Waffles

A plate stacked With Waffles smothered in syrup with a giant swirl of whipped cream on top, Thus forming what is known as Epic Waffles
Friend 1: so what are you having for breakfast?
Friend 2: only some Epic Waffles.
Friend 1: Whats that?
Friend 2: Waffles with syrup AND WHIPPED CREAM!!!
by Shotgun_Shawn_6 May 23, 2010
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groovy waffles

(adjective) A recently (2010) evolved term that is derived from the 1960s-era slang-term "groovy" and the delicious breakfast food "waffles." It is a distant relative of the phrase "cool beans," loosely connected only in that they join together a slang term meaning "good" with a food item.

It has multiple possible uses, though the most common is in the situation that something is both offbeat and awesome, hence deserving an adjective that is equally offbeat and awesome.
Question: Hey did you see that girl dancing around with the flaming hula-hoop?

Response: Yeah, that was totally groovy waffles.
by RD323 September 15, 2010
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