dog-wad

A wad of any secretion emitted from a dog, such as drool, crap, urine, Dog-Jizz, snot, foam (rabid dog) etc

"You're going to have to wait Five more minutes... Snuffles blew a Dog-Wad on my wedding dress"

"I stepped in a Dog-Wad"

Vet: "if there is an excess of Dog-Wad issuing from Snuffles' mouth bring him back for a check-up"

by Octopusswah August 2, 2006

Wad of Cash

A large enough stack of banknotes to extinguish a candle by waving at it. Value is irrelevant.

Handling a wad of cash may be as good at killing pain than ibuprofen or aspirin, a new study suggests.

by The Greedy Banker November 2, 2010

Comp-wad

Basically a computer nerd who tries to get chicks with their computer-techy language.

Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how an intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

by loblaws September 22, 2007

wadding the can

Having sex while a tampon is present in the vagina.

My girlfriend is pissed at me for wadding the can last night.

by Polar Bear and Jelly October 8, 2007

Rude Wad

Toilet paper or tissue that has been used to clean up a disgusting substance, such as semen or dung.

Algernon couldn't bring himself to enter the public washroom at Herald Square, as he knew the floors of the stalls to be thoroughly littered with rude wad.

by Hieronymus June 17, 2008

taint wad

The rolled up kleenex that a man will stuff between your butt checks to soak up the sweat during the heat of the summer.

It was a hot humid steaming day and John was concerned that his taint wad was slipping from his crack!!

by SugarCube May 23, 2013

Air wad

When's you masterbate so much that when you ejaculate nothing comes out.

I had the house to myself last weekend and by Sunday evening I was blowin air wads!

by Pseudonympho6969 December 9, 2020