Vodka Gobble

(n) A large gobble of vodka, and by large, I mean four or five shots in a glass. The glass is then chugged (or gobbled) until finished. Chasers are allowed after the gobble

"Time for the all american Vodka Gobble!"

"Will I get on Julia? No, I need to be drunk...fucking drunk....like Vodka Gobble drunk....lets do it"

by FrAkon April 12, 2007

Vodkanoculars

Booze-induced extreme visual impairment that could possibly result in pulling standards being severely compromised. When beer goggles just aren't enough .

I'm not surprised with what I woke up next to this morning - by the time we'd got together I was so wasted I'd taken off my beer goggles and put on my vodkanoculars.

by Poorlybee September 15, 2011

Vodkanalysis

The method by which Russians evaluate and execute public policy.

"Every action taken by Josef Stalin had been closely vodkanalyzed before being implemented."

"The violent and difficult murder of Rasputin was planned by men who vodkanalyzed the situation beforehand and decided it would be best to cut off the mystic's penis for posterity."

by Donges July 29, 2005

Vodka Vend-O-Matic

A large rectangular vending machine than dispenses a vodka drink of choice. In most cases it requires monetary payment. However, if privately owned, vodka drinks are dispensed at the will of the owner. Strategically placed, these machines have been known to improve morale in the workplace, save marriages, encourage spending and make other people appear more attractive.

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by oboegirl December 15, 2009

Vodka Silencer

An intoxicated shhser. A consumer of spirits; usually of massive quantities, and generally intolerable of others, especially noisy movie goers, who makes others shut up.

A Vodka Silencer is the drunk guy in the theater who shhses people who are making noise or breathing, opening candy rappers, changing their ring tones, texting, laughing, ect. disturbing other movie goers, but most importantly disturbing himself.

by Alcoholic Movieman March 1, 2010

Vodkafina

Putting vodka in your aquafina water bottle

Class was cool, I brought a bottle of vodkafina.

by Gooch diesel September 16, 2011

Vodka Fever

Much like "Jungle Fever", Vodka Fever refers to a sexual attraction specifically to Russians.

"Man, she has amazing грудь!"
"Careful, your Vodka Fever is showing."

by Renegade65 June 6, 2014