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vertical fornication

A management term, when a large and powerful organization is cascading incompetence from the top down.

Top level management decides to reduce front line workers to save money, but later finds out that customers are not getting the service they expect, or had received in the past..
The recent organizational changes have put the company into a vertical fornication spiral.
by oilfilter April 22, 2015
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vertical joe

Look! Peter has a vertical joe in the middle of class!
by penguinlies July 11, 2017
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Vertical bowling ball

To lift up a woman by her genitals. Two in the pink, vagina, and a thumb in the stink, anus.
That woman is so sexy. I'd like to give her the vertical bowling ball.
by Fart Ham Dan October 31, 2017
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VerticalMonitorWeeb

A VerticalMonitorWeeb is a person that deems a vertical monitor to be an essential part of a gaming set up.
Every VerticalMonitorWeeb must announce when they are rotating their screen, in an attempt to flaunt dominance over their peers.
VerticalMonitorWeeb: Guys I got a new vertical monitor, I can do so much with it
Person: Shut up you VerticalMonitorWeeb!
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Vertical Circulation Equipment

A long-winded consultanty BS word meaning stairs.
Well Bob, we can certainly improve the tenant flow between floors by installing Vertical Circulation Equipment.

?

Yeah, like stairs...
by Mads1 February 16, 2020
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Vertical Slab

A meme commonly used by the Minecraft fanbase
Man 1:I have a vertical slab in minecraft!
Man 2: Impossible
by Carl's Jr May 25, 2021
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Go Vertical

To tilt a beverage (usually alcoholic) completely upside in order to finish it
I'll go vertical on this beer so we can head to the next bar
by Kid_Foxy July 26, 2017
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