Mask Velcro

the effect of a surgical mask getting caught on your chapped or sunburnt lips, mimicking the hook and loop effect of Velcro. People may have experienced this for the first time during the pandemic when they had to wear a face mask out in public after getting sunburnt, and the peeling skin on their lips kept getting caught on their generic surgical mask. Accutane users understand. Cloth masks may not yield the same effect.

“Why do you keep adjusting your mask?”
“I have Mask Velcro after going hiking without putting on sunscreen. As if sunburnt lips aren’t bad enough!”

by holmesd January 25, 2021

velcro scissors

Regular scissors that are all gummy from adhesive after being used on velcro.

Damn it! I can’t cut this paper because someone turned my scissors into velcro scissors.

by Baophboy January 17, 2025

Velcro dick

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.

Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.

by Big Lunch March 28, 2024

Velcroing

When two girls with hairy vaginas scissor

Did you see those two girls velcroing last night? That shit was lit

by Devin sucks cock September 7, 2016