White Trash Vehicle

All vehicles other than Dodge and Hummer

I dont buy white trash vehicles. i only buy Dodges and Hummers

by azazasas October 12, 2009

VehiCROSS

an ugly car, that looks like a mix between and suv and a pontiac grand am it's pretty much gay

my dad was drving a vehiCROSS and he's gay

by foose July 19, 2006

Vehicular Hypochondria

A mechanical condition where your car leaks fluids, blows smoke, and makes horrible noises...until you take it to the shop and the mechanic can't find anything wrong with your vehicle. After spending $45 an hour for a diagnostic check which revealed nothing, the vehicle runs perfect.

Customer: "The Check-Engine Light and Service Engine Soon Light both came on. I smelled a burning smell, like something electrical. Then there was this grinding noise on the right side."

Mechanic: "I drove it around for 30 minutes and I didn't hear or smell anything. If you notice anything, bring it back and we'll deduct the price of today's service from the repair."

Customer: "I think my car's suffering from Vehicular Hypochondria! I swear it sounded like it was going to die! Now it's perfect. Go figure!"

by Turkey Trot September 26, 2012

vehwelmence

to say something with flair and style.

that speech was done with vehwelmence!

by James November 12, 2003

vehiculating

the type converstion thats men do when the subject is cars.

"I don't understand what your saying your vehiculating again"

by "DaniR" August 13, 2006

Vehicular Imprint

Having a vehicle with the same name ram you from behind

Jeff: Look at this, I had a Chevy HHR rear end the same goddamn vehicle that I have.
Mike: Heh, looks like you got a vehicular imprint stamped right on your ass.

by Jason Jadloski July 13, 2007

Vehicular Crackicide

A (sometimes) unavoidable traffic situation whereupon a random crackhead wonders in front of one's vehicle causing a an accidental collision (one version of a crackcident)--a collision between a driver and a crackhead, possibly resulting in the injury/death of the aforementioned crackhead and definite damage to one's bumper and/or windshield.

Oh shit! That crackhead stepped off the sidewalk right into my car's path--if I had not swerved aside, I might have committed Vehicular Crackicide!

by DickDaze March 21, 2012