Pwned by Family Values

A point of time where you are busy or want to hang out with friends but your parents say no because you're family wants to fucking spend time with you or they make you do chores or something gay like that.

1. Dude, you want to go hang out today?

can't,im getting pwned by family values.

you're such a faggot. you're always getting pwned family values, douchebag.

fuck you!

2. Dude, for the 4 day weekend coming up, i can't hang out cuz im getting pwned by family values. they want to "spend time with me"

haha, you stupid bitch

by Carne Estrada February 12, 2009

street value

The average price a drug goes for "on the street", or from most dealers.

Street value for a gram of chronic is 15 bucks.

by TFS August 18, 2005

Low Value Female

Any women that is narcissistic, stupid, self centered and egotistical
The kind of female that you need to avoid and run away from.

Low value females ruin society. Kill all LVF

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 26, 2023

value village

An awesome store that sells nice suits for under 5 dollars and if you are really poor, they are easy as hell to steal from.

Hey Tyrone, lets go to value village and fill up a back-pack full of things to steal... even though we could the store with pocket-change.

by niggerkiller July 21, 2008

Moral Values

Phrase often used to belittle others while smugly asserting superior morality, gained popularity during Clinton impeachment trial by Republicans.

Most often used by outraged Republicans against Democrats as in implying "I would never do that!" or "how could you!"

It's standard meaning is "Hypocrisy"

Senator Ensign (R) Governor Sanford (R) Both lectured President Clinton on "moral values" they felt having a girlfriend was sending a terrible message to the world. Called on him to resign for his shameful behavior.

They were so shocked they needed to know all the details!! What they did with all that scandalous information...well you know.

by Bison80 July 9, 2009

Great Value

A brand sold exclusively at Wal Mart. You'll find that Great Value,like WalMart itself, imitates other companies products only with considerably less value,but considerably less expensive. Was once found almost exclusively in lesser income homes but as many middle and even upper class men were affected by The Recession, they too began purchasing great value cereal,toilet paper and tanpons. Even though its nearly gaurenteed that every person has at least one or two Great Value products,its generally hidden,or shunned from relatives. That being the case,in many cases its almost as often,bragged about.
"Yeah,nigga I got that Great Value,fuck real Cherios!"
All in all,Great Value has become a necessary evil in today's society.

WhiteKid1: Hey,do you have any Ritz Crackers or some Cheetos?
WhiteKid2: No,but I do have Great Value Wheat Snacks and 'Cheesy Twist'
WhiteKid1: You know what,I goatta stop coming to your house. I keep forgeting your poor

BlackKid1: Yo man,u got somethin to eat?
BlackKid2: Man,I got some cereal
BlackKid1:Fa real? What kind?
BlackKid2: Nigga,I don't know,Great Value shit
BlackKid1: Sshhyyyytttt,'sall good in the hood nigga!

by ElRayo June 15, 2011

Stroke value

An intangible determination of how worthy a subject is of a tribute act of masturbation.

Dude, check out that broad across the street! Her ass has great stroke value.

by Arto Del Funceiro May 9, 2009