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Valaya

Valaya is the thickest of them all. She's smart, pretty, and funny. She's hard working. Dark chocolate. She's very very very very very very Dusty.
I fell in love with valaya
by MVCBI March 20, 2017
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vala

The incorrect usage of the French word voila vwäˈlä, which translates to, "There it is" or "There you are." Voila is synonymous with presto, ta-da, look. More traditionally misspelled "wala."

Traditionally used by ignorant, untraveled American autists whose foreign language capacity is relegated to "taco" and "French fries."
"I did the same thing on my first ar purchase I wanted a longer hand guard so I cut it and painted it with some high heat paint and vala"
by Jeremi Hanlon December 9, 2018
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Valadin

The female equivalent of a stud or a casanova. An impressive woman who has sex frequently or with multiple partners. A positive term for women who enjoy having sex
Person A: You see her, dude?
Person B: Yeah, I heard she fucks a lot
Person A: Dude, she's such a Valadin
Person B: Yeah, I know. That's awesome. Good for her.
by Nigel Dos September 13, 2020
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Valhalla

Valhalla is an arbitrary location associated with general savagery. Valhalla can be anywhere, but it is typically found at a really fun event or activity with your best friends. When you reach Valhalla, you've reached the emotional or physical peak of whatever activity you are doing.

The "journey" or "ride" to Valhalla is typically the actions (dancing, hiking, drinking, etc.) you and your friends are doing. You will know you've reached Valhalla only upon reflection of your journey.
Walking into a music festival . . ."Let's ride west boys! Valhalla awaits!"

Coming back from a backpacking trip . . . "What a journey, we definitely found Valhalla"
Asking a stranger for directions . . ."Excuse me, do you know which direction Valhalla is?"
by valhalla_awaits October 12, 2018
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Valhalla

A map in Halo 3.
Dude 1: What map do ya wanna play on?
Dude 2: Valhalla, it's the best. It's on Red vs Blue.
by LukeMCFC141 January 7, 2012
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valas

An incredibly terrible video game player.

In MMORPG, a valas is known to totally suck at all aspects of the game, being nothing more than an obnoxious voice over ventrilo who simply wastes loot due to his or her inability to contribute meaningfully in any way. Using WoW as a basis for comparison--- In PvP, a valas would be known to do things like polymorph then fireblast the target right afterward but not before the target's lifebar is restored. The valas then typically spams "STOP ATTACKING MY SHEEP" into /yell to try and deflect culpability to the other moron pugs from servers like Kil'Jaeden and Proudmoore.

In FPS type games, a valas is typically found laying prone inside a small enclosed space trying to use a rocket propelled explosive (from the prone position mind you) to kill an enemy player who is within melee range. A valas is also known to use the sniper rifle at close range while shooting from the hip. A grenade thrown by the valas is more likely to kill the valas than an enemy.
"Man, we sure did rape that team. Seems like they went to the homeless valas shelter and recruited some real valases to play on their team."

"Look at this fucking valas---noob wasted his iceblock to get rid of my curse which he could have just dispelled!"

"Good thing we disabled friendly fire this round, otherwise that valas over there would really be fouling things up!"
by RoffleCopter4200 November 3, 2009
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Valasi

The coolest friend you’ll ever have. She’s introverted but is very interesting once you get to meet her. She loves films and shows, she probably edits too. Loves milfs <3 Tall and beautiful person with great music taste. Also very kind person!
Jo: hey who’s that cool person?
mama: that’s Valasi!
by yanfeimybeloved February 18, 2022
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