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Vortex of Shit

First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, but you can't help but wonder why you have such bad karma: Vortex of Shit.
I knew I was in a vortex of shit when my mother in law came to live with us.
by MadamexXx March 3, 2009
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Vorel

1) North American Indian translation, Eagle.
2) Czechoslovak translation, Eagle.
3) Very intelligent, under paid.
3) Strong minded, brutally honest.

4) Fantastic lover, pleasure seeker.
5) One of a kind, thank God!
vorel
by Good17 February 8, 2010
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vordt

ABSOLUTE thicc, mans said okay wide moment. literally the hottest man in the world and that is non negotiable.
me: look at that vordt over there, literally clapping ALL the time

*pov you are vordt's GIGANTIC ass cheeks as he is banging your mom*
by throckmortonyourcousin May 21, 2020
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devil vortex saws

23 saws above ToshDeluxe's version of the Geometry Dash level scattered in a very recognizable pattern. The saws are there to match the amount of objects in the original version of the level, as Tosh added some objects to make the level automatic in some parts, however the level couldn't be uploaded then. This became a short-lived meme when it happened, but was revived in June-July 2022.
This is my Tuvalu flag redesign with the pattern of the Devil vortex saws.
by DJpro39 July 31, 2022
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vortex of charisma

A vortex of charisma is defined as special powers that very select individuals posses, which draws people they encounter into the individual's spell like control. People drawn into the vortex are likely to give up items of value, at no cost. In the case of most women who are drawn into the vortex, they are often found partially clothed, or completely naked, and at the complete disposal of the possessor of the vortex.
Man, Jonathan has such a vortex of charisma, he seems to be able to suck anyone it to it....

Jonathan gets a lot of women in bed, with his mastery of the vortex of charisma!
by Vortex Prime January 3, 2011
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Vorgasim

Someone who takes Viagra and has an orgasm because of it. RARE! Viagra was sent form God.
Young man : Last night I took some Viagra for shits and giggles and ...
Young man's friend : ...and what!?
Young man: I had the best orgasm ever!
Young man's friend: A VORGASIM!!
by exiliratingjakob September 6, 2010
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Vorgin

A person lost in a vortex of virginity.
"Oh my god, Audrey won't let anyone touch her!"
"She's destined to be a vorgin."
by Lissy22 November 18, 2011
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