Pathological One-upper

One-upping to such a degree, involving, caused by, or of the nature of a mental disease, where an upper is incapable of ever stopping and must refute any up of a fellow upper, even if the up makes no logical sense at all.

Regular One-upper: Dude, i bought a Jaguar last week. It's sick.
Pathological One-upper: Nice. I got an Aston a few days ago...
Regular One-upper: My Dad's getting a Bugatti Veyron today!
Pathological One-upper: That's nothing. For that much money you won't even get an apartment in my building. I have six.

by Wannaapppp! September 11, 2012

upper

Stimulating pill or drug, e.g. speed or meth; see whites

We kept popping uppers as we drove across Texas that night

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater

This act requires both a male and female to perform. A male takes a crap in the upper tank of the toilet while performing a delicate balancing act, and getting his cock sucked, as the female takes a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx.

I got my girlfriend so drunk that I was actually able to convince her to perform the Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater with me while my buddy hid in the closet and video taped the performance!

by GivinHer TheBusiness December 30, 2007

Untermensch

"Under Man" A term used by the philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche to describe the common man. Likened to sheep, the Untermensch is a social animal spouting pacifist and liberal morality. In this way, he can rationalize his subservience to social and political mores. His existence is solely for the purpose of providing statistical "filler".

The God-damned Untermensch are reaching plague proportions again! Anyone for a Fourth Reich?

by KT_Boundary October 13, 2003

upperdecker

A vengeful act of defacating in the tank of a toilet so as to odorize the bathroom with every flush for weeks until found. This is usually done at parties where you don't like the host/hostess.

"everytime I flush the toilet my bathroom wreaks, someone must have left an upperdecker, when I said the parties over go home..OH man! they did."

by troy garner September 21, 2005

Upper Arlington

Suburb of northwest Columbus, Ohio. Originally founded as a commercial real estate enterprise. The city of Upper Arlington has distinguished itself with it's ability to house conservative, successful, and wealthy families in the face of overwhelming foreign immigration to the region. Boasting effective leadership, the city has maintained a barrier between successful and non-successful people since 1918.

I want to live in Upper Arlington.

by Theory_Z November 8, 2006

upper class

Contrary to what many think, the "upper class" is not always the richest of the rich, and they are not necessarily conservative.

For example, Bill Gates, despite being one of the richest men on the planet, does not really fit in with the traditional American upper crust. As far as politics, the Boston Brahmins, who are the epitome of "upper class," were liberal.

"Jackie Onassis was upper class but poor." - Paul Johnson, in his book A History of the American People

by hater123 April 24, 2007