Ukrainian Freeway

The act of shoving 4 or more penis' into a woman's vagina and 4 or more penis' into her asshole at the same time so that her gooch tears open.

Damn, we have Kate a Ukrainian Freeway last night and boy did her gosh tear open, we got her vag juice all over us!

by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013

Ukrainian handshake

The act of lifting someone up in the air by a finger inserted into their anus

Dang, I had my first Ukrainian handshake last night and now my butthole smarts a little.

by tomsawyer March 31, 2018

ukranian shotgun

The act of peeing in the hole of a toilet as it is being flushed

Someone else didn't flush so I just pulled a Ukranian shotgun

by Ukrainian shotgun July 2, 2015

Ukrainian Riot Police

The act of firing a shotgun breaching round at someone. The term comes from the 2013-2014 Euromaidan protest, were members of the Ukrainian riot police fired breaching rounds at pro-EU protesters

"Did you see how fucking smug Becky was today?" "Yeah. I totally want to Ukrainian Riot Police her face"

by Warcrab June 9, 2017

ukranian snowball

When a pair of male lovers ejaculate into their female partners ears and proceed to fuck them

Yea me and Karter just pulled a ukranian snowball on that bitch last night

by Fump December 14, 2017

Ukrainians

Are a brown peoples a.k.a. Cumans ('polovtsi'), who migrated from north-western China (Taklamakan desert) into the Ukraine in the 10th century AD.

Ukrainians are not Slavs, but Turkic invaders from the East.

by Connie Linghers June 15, 2018

ukrainian swan dive

landing on a lit firecracker as for it to become stuck in your rectum.

Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018