A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.
Greg: What'd you do last night?
Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.
Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?
Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.
Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.
Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?
Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.
by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013
Get the Counting Tweets mug.The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.
Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.
Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"
Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."
Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"
Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."
by MoonPie November 1, 2013
Get the moon tweeting mug.Word used by someone who is not very educated when it comes to social media. Someone that assumes all social media platforms are the same and are stupid, for kids, and is being a smart ass.
by Mr_NeverWrong July 15, 2018
Get the insta-tweet mug.Accidentally or more likely, purposely sending a picture of an exposed or scantily clad body part, specifically the crotch area, via Twitter.
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Get the junk tweet mug.An esoteric tweet, usually about niche fandom drama, to which the average reader doesn't have enough context to understand, nor is it provided by the tweet itself.
User 1: In my opinion, the latest controversy around what Dinklebob thrust upon the ecosystem in the Tittythink award fandom has left us in cock shock. We should all normalize decent hips to avoid this transpiring in the future.
User 2: penis tweet
User 2: penis tweet
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Usually has the person's name in it. Neckbeards sometimes make these posts towards a female popular person.
Usually has the person's name in it. Neckbeards sometimes make these posts towards a female popular person.
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