Tweet Cheat

An obnoxious person who updates their Twitter with your idea before you get the chance

Jack- "that's awesome. I'm going to tweet this."

Jill-"you're right!! I just did."

Jack-"You're such a tweet cheat."

by ellejaytea November 1, 2010

tweet goodnight

To tweet goodnight

Tweeting goodnight is the lamest form of begging for attention. Suffice to say, that nobody that is on Twitter at the time to see your "tweet goodnights" gives a damn that you are about to go to bed. A tweet goodnight is what someone who doesn't have someone to tell or to "text goodnight" does to make them feel important.

"Well Twitter, I've watched all the YouTube I can for one night. Guess, I'll see ya tomorrow. G'Nite! # tweet goodnight #urbandictionary"

by mrRected April 16, 2010

Tweet as a nut

Normally face to face. When someone shouts out "Oy oy! Top Banana! Ow am ya ? I reply with "Sweet as a nut". mate

Online just now using 'Twitter'. Someone wrote.

How is all our tweeters today?
"Tweet as a nut"

by Top Banana a True Grafter November 30, 2009

tweet that!

The act of making a profound statement and then saying, "Tweet That!"...as if you have your Blackberry in your hand and posting a tweet of what you just said. Its like saying, "and you can take that to that bank!" at the end of a statement of purpose.

Jeff: Wesley, you going out tonight?
Wesley: Oh yeah, Tweet that!

by BadSon October 5, 2009

Tweet guilt

The feeling one has before or after tweeting about something self absorbed and good for nothing more than gleaning attention. This feeling is usually exaggerated after a twitter user has read the june issue of wired that describes people that practice such 'twittering' as tools.

I'm laying off twitter until I can focus on tweeting for the good of humanity, instead of myself. I'm so full of Tweet guilt now.

by planet_chainsaw June 30, 2010

Tweet revenge

When someone makes a defaming comment on a person and then the person responds by tweeting his say, it is called tweet revenge. Though the word "tweet revenge" has a strong resemblance to "sweet revenge", it is just the opposite of it.

Mr. Shashi must make a tweet revenge on Mr. Lalit's disturbing remarks.

by Jarjunk April 14, 2010

Tweet-twat

A female who twitters hateful, or drama causing statements on the Twitter network.

Sheila is such a tweet-twat she is always talking shit on my page.

by Twila Magoo July 17, 2010