tunisian turtleneck

1. Noun- the collection of santorum left under the foreskin after a messy anal frolic.

2. verb- the act of depositing the aforementioned sphincter sediment onto a person's neck and/or face.

1. Garber greedily lapped up the sticky remnants of Max's Tunisian Turtleneck.

2. When that bitched acted up and started yelling for her money I gave her a Tunisian turtleneck and rinsed her off with a golden shower.

by ourlunchman May 15, 2006

Turtleneck

A Penis B4 Circumcision, in other words, b4 the nasty doctor has hacked off mr foreskin.

"Hey Doc please dont mess wi my TURTLENECK it will sting a little and i dont know wot i would do without my extra skin!!"

by Faz February 13, 2004

Turtling

The act of 'turtling' is used mainly in first person shooters, (fps) it is to hide behind an object (Usually a crate/low wall etc) while still being able to see and shoot infront of you. This makes it very hard to be shot at by your enemy and also makes it very easy for you to kill your enemy without much effort at all. In games such as the 'Call of Duty' series it is possible to turtle and shoot your enemy while all they can see is your head and not your body or weapon. This is a very common but pretty cheap move used by most of the experienced 'Try Hard' players.

Victim #1- "I cant kill him hes turtling behind the damn wall!"

Victim #2- "I know how cheap is this turtling SOB!"

Team Leader- "Just shoot him in the head already, hes destroying us!"

by DTShandyBass July 28, 2011

TurtleNecking

When two males, one who is uncircumcised, go pole-to-pole (head to head) and the uncircumcised guy pulls his foreskin over the head of the other guy's head.

My friend said his head was cold so I provided him with a custom, all-natural turtleneck. The next thing I knew, we were turtlenecking.

by Beau&DustyDontTurtleNeck December 7, 2013

turtling

A game that partners play in bed. They both stick their heads under the covers and one of them farts. The first one to come up for air is the loser.

Me and my bitch turtled lst night.
I lost. She had mexican forlunch.

by jack burton March 27, 2005

Turtling

When you have to shit and can feel the brown bread coming out of the old ass oven.

I got turtling, if i dont get to a bathroom soon I'm gonna shit my Dickies.

by Eddie O Spaghetti O January 7, 2009

Turtling

The act of taking someones backpack or bag, taking all the shit out of it, flipping it inside out, then putting the shit back in and zipping it shut.

Sam: Dude let's go on a turtling spree!
John: Alright, get everyones backpacks!
Kim: Omg who turtled my bag!

by TurtlingQueenTaylorRae February 14, 2012