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Turkey Supreme

The best thing to ever come out of Shaler Area. A mess of turkey, stuffing, and gravy served with mashed potatoes and every other Thanksgiving food you can imagine. We wait all year for the one (or two) times they serve this delicacy. It simply has to be experienced.
D: Hey, what's for lunch today?
S: Turkey Supreme I think..
D: Oh my fucking god. I'm skipping 4th period and waiting in line. Actually, I'm skipping 6th and 7th too so I can eat it three times.

This is the best day of my life.
by Shalerian March 19, 2009
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turkey lover

a lesbian who gobbles dangle-y vaginas.
you: "that girl's vagina hangs like the sleeve of a wizard"

friend: "that's okay, her girlfriend is a turkey lover."
by L0k13 August 16, 2009
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Turkey-fart enthusiast

An individual who has a profound interest in turkey farts. To be labeled a turkey-fart enthusiast, or TFE for short, one must consume at least 1 lb. of turkey every day.
Kyle: "Did you hear Drew is a turkey-fart enthusiast?"

Tenor: "No, but I can smell it!"

Kyle: "Oh god... me too..."
by Gmork September 5, 2011
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The Turkey Jones

To suplex someone at an inappropriate moment, usually during any minor or pro sport other than wrestling. Often a rookie mistake by over anxious defensive players in the NFL.

Named after the infamous 1976 Steelers/Browns game where Joe (Turkey) Jones suplexed Terry Bradshaw resulting in Bradshaw getting a concussion. Whenever a ball carrier gets the Turkey Jones in the NFL, it's immediately followed by a brief discussion about the "good ol' days" from the color analyst covering the game. Bonus points are awarded if it occurs during a Sunday night game and Chris Collinsworth pretends to know what he's talking about while Al Michaels tells him to shut up in a passive aggressive manner.
Chris Collinsworth- "See? that's another rookie mistake that these defensive players keep jumping the gun on. You can't slam a ball carrier into the ground like the good ol' days with Turkey Jones and Terry Bradshaw."

Al Michaels- "Are you going to say that every time someone gets the turkey jones?"

Chrish Collinsworth- "...."

Al Michaels- "While you're at it, why not call Madden to come out of retirement to do your job better than you."
by Solblackguy2827 January 16, 2010
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Flying Turkey

A Flying Turkey is a sex act involving a women & 5 men in which the women has a penis in her mouth, ass, vagina, & one in each hand. While performing this act she looks like a Flying Turkey.
"Damn Chad, I just walked in on this bitch having sex with five guys, she looked like a majestic Flying Turkey!"

"Shane, round up three buddies, this bitch just told me we could perform a Flying Turkey on her tonight!"
by Backclack0 September 7, 2013
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Tom Turkey

A turkey of folklore depicted as leaving gifts for children on Thanksgiving.
Tom Turkey came to my house last night and left me a present.
by Tom Turkey21 November 18, 2014
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TurkeyHead

1. A person who is goofy and comical in demeanor but also highly skilled in the craft of Firefighting.
2. One who displays a deliberate act of stupidity.
3. A conniving bastard who manipulates the system to their own advantage.
1. Jimmy is quite a TurkeyHead, but did you see him save those children from the raging inferno?
2. That woman cut you off! What a TurkayHead.
3. Baker has three class B shirts? What a TurkeyHead.
by Sam Faint November 15, 2007
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