turkey lover

a lesbian who gobbles dangle-y vaginas.

you: "that girl's vagina hangs like the sleeve of a wizard"

friend: "that's okay, her girlfriend is a turkey lover."

by L0k13 August 17, 2009

Nigerian Turkey Lover

Reference for someone who is annoying or 'a real piece of work.'

Your friend steals your pen when you are writing an in depth letter and you say, 'quite being such a nigerian turkey lover.'

by Joseph S. Kringkot August 4, 2010