Turdation

When you sit on the toilet after having a poo to contemplate life and other such important things.

"Hey! Why dyu take song long up there?"
"Had a case of turdation"

by alemeister June 8, 2009

Turbanistan

(slang) A middle eastern country. Usually one with Islam as the religion of the majority of its people.

He got that weird accent. Maybe he's from Turbanistan or something.

by ig11 April 8, 2013

Turdacious

The act of being a turd.

Man, Peter is so turdacious sometimes.

by SimplyRidiculous September 6, 2016

Turbalyhurbaly

it means you have been doing some ting you dont want someone to no like shiting in your garden or having sex on your moms bed with your dad

Mom//"what have you been doing all off this time darling"
Son//"ermmmm Turbalyhurbaly "

Mom//"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN "

by uncle romell July 29, 2016

tufail

A person of a good heart, strong morals and good character. He is known as the mediator and always tries to resolve any issue he is faced with.

He can often seem hot headed or stubborn but deep down in his heart his intention is always good.
He is a good, loyal and trustworthy guy. More men should aspire to be like Tufail

He is so trustworthy ... definitely a Tufail

by MB123456 November 25, 2021

TuFast Eco

It’s a cult you should join, once you are, you can’t get out. We enjoy getting high from sealer and night shifts and building cars, we are one Family. We get high and drunk and we sing songs about bagging something…

I love spending all day at the TuFast Eco Workshop!!
Yeah me too!! I have no life outside of it!

by Sealeraddicr June 19, 2022

Unpredicted Turdage

When one visits the ladies/little men's room, with the intention of a wizzle, but mid-visit decides he/she may as well have a shit.

'What took you so long?'
'Sorry man, had a case of Unpredicted Turdage.'
'Oh, really? Fair enough man, that's cool. Want another Mojito?'

by wastelandpanda July 29, 2012