she turns heads

There are two meanings to this phrase. The first is a woman turns heads due to her beauty, the second is she turns heads away so they won't vomit at an unattractive person!

She is so beautiful that she turns heads!

by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020

cornerstone alex turner

a man on drugs with a microphone and a red sweater

i was thinking about cornerstone alex turner

by george washingtonxoxo June 10, 2021

turk-a-lurk

a person at a club or other social dancing gathering who feverishly follows people he/she would like to hook up with but is often socially inept, awkward, drunk, or just plain creepy.

Jessica you better watch out, that guy over there has been watching you the whole night - he's being such a turk-a-lurk.

by EuropeanWetDream08 August 9, 2008

Turd Wrench

A toilet plunger

hey steve i just clogged the toilet with a massive shit. go get me the turd wrench

by shazam8992 June 10, 2009

How the turn tables

Michael Scott's way of saying how the tables have turned. It is used when you are trying to reference The Office, or if you are simply being stupid.

David: Michael, we need you back in the company.
Michael: Oh, how the turn tables

by imveryveryshort October 21, 2019

Turbo Turds

To take a fast shit.

Uh-oh. I have to shit but I have a show coming on in a minute! Better make turbo turds!

by Userman July 9, 2011

Favorite Turd

Someone you wouldn't tell a lie to, no matter how far-fetched the story may be.

Jason: I hooked up with Miss Kramer, our old teacher from sixth grade!

Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.

Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.

by matterri September 22, 2016