trouser trout

trouser trout: One of many colorful, euphemistic ways men describe their sex organ.

I was nude, she gasped,"holy shit BassMaster, that's no ordinary "trouser trout", that's a freakin lunker.

by rockinjellyfish May 4, 2006

Trout and Berries

The new awesome. Sometimes pronounced "tree-yot 'nd burries"

Rafael- "OMG, Christy. Your new mustache bag is soooo trout and berries"
Christy- "Wow, thanks, and your 'fro comb is trout and berries too!"

by CoolAsACucumber December 7, 2010

Trout crumb

A moist and creamy but partially solid discharge that can be found lining a womans panties or just within her vulva. Often associated with a smelly pum.

Visually very similar to small pieces of feta cheese but slightly more creamy.

Trout crumb has a high probability of drying up and going crusty when outside of the vagina.

I pulled down Charlotte's panties and they were lined with dried up trout crumb. Clearly she had a yeast infection.

by pimpdoggydog1233 January 11, 2009

Grandma’s Trout

Granny’s old fish smelling, swollen, droopy, diaper fuzz, piss infested, scabby, grandpa’s spunk holding vagina. Resembles a gutted brown trout.

Hey Andy check out grandma’s Trout over there. Her diaper is getting full and droopy and you can see that old smelly flapper peeking out from underneath her moo moo.

Andy: you’re damn right I’m starting to drip looking at that tasty trout. Yummy!

by Spoonyt69 April 7, 2022

Penis Trout

A guy that has an irresistible penis that always attracts the ladies. It will always be massive in size and and will always know what it's doing. Normally used in jealousy and/or annoyance.

Dude! You just scored two threesomes in one night! You're such a penis trout!

by LordChikin June 4, 2017

Rainbow Trouting

When someone from the LGBT community catfishes someone.

Frank: John thinks he met the perfect guy online. I looked him up though and I'd bet my bottom dollar that someone is rainbow trouting him.

Steve: Damn, let's hope it's not a bait and switch. Get it, Frank? BAIT and switch. I said 'BAIT' because it has to do with fishing.

Frank: God damn it, Steve.

Steve: Sorry.

by KylieCyrus October 27, 2016

Flange Trouting

Slapping a fanny with a fish.

flange trouting, slap, fish, cod, tickle

by Stevo7777 January 26, 2009