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nipple trajectory

1.) A method of assessing sudden changes in temperature instantaneously by visually (or physically) analyzing the level of hardness(Mohs Scale), angle (preferably in radians), shape, and in odd cases smell, of the nipples.

2.) A sixth sense which detects danger, specifically rape.

n. nipple trajectory
pl. nipple trajector(ies)
1.) My nipple trajectory indicated an oncoming snow storm; I better head inside.

2.) As I walked down the the dark alley, my nipple trajectory activated as the mustached man started to tail me.
by Dr. Jones and Mr. Wuggles March 2, 2010
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Trifecta

Refers to either a guy or a girl who is:
Hot
Single
Willing
"Nice! This chick is hot, single and willing. Trifecta! " (followed by a potential hi 5, but not necessarily required)
by Get. Me. Out Of Here! June 11, 2010
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Trifecta

The Act of Smoking 3 marijuana pipes, bongs, joints, or blunts at onetime in a circle of 3 people.
stoner 1 - I want to get fucked up, how about a trifecta?
stoner 2 - HELL YEA!
by fuck the system January 12, 2008
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The Trifecta

The feeling you get when you are drunk, stoned and smoking a cigarette. It is a combination of the three most common recreational drugs.
Bro 1: Yo dude, I am so drunk and this bowl is gonna be perfect!

Bro 2: I know dude, and I got some cigarettes so we can hit the trifecta
by Deadhead Don November 3, 2011
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Trifecta

A manuever pulled off by only the most daring sexual conquistadors. You must first start fornicating with a girl, amidst this action, you coax her into letting you put it in her poop shoot. Finally, (and this takes talent, or a just plain stanky ho) you manage to weasel your weenie into her mouth... TRIFECTA!!!
famous quotes during and after performing the trifecta:

"broad was so drunk she didnt even realize my hog had been in her twat and butt before i shoved it in her nouth!!!"

"what can you taste more baby? your cunny or your chocalate factory?"
by Yacht-Master November 1, 2006
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The Trifecta

When you burp, fart and shit your pants at the same time.
Dude, I just hit the trifecta so I am going to change my underwear.
by Cali Connection April 7, 2009
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The Dirty Dutchman Trifecta

This is a sexual act involving three woman laying down in the shape of a triangle. The first woman menstrates into the second woman's mouth. The second woman then chokes up the menstration through her nose into the third woman's anus. The third woman then squirts the menstration from her anus back into the first woman's vagina.
"Instead of putting your finger down your throat to throw up, just grab a few chicks and tell 'em to try out the dirty dutchman trifecta. That should do the trick."
by Joseph Von Hedberg October 22, 2008
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