The Tow-Boat Method

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.

Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.

by Pimposterous October 17, 2023

Tow La La

A lazy tow truck driver that makes people wait stranded on the side of the road because they don’t feel like working.

“Come on man, go to your call. Stop being a Tow La La.”

by DispatchBitch December 21, 2023

You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

by Bovlin January 10, 2024

Towe game

A simple game that played between 2 friends, on a sunny day the victim pulls his pants down and puts it on a metal slide until children come down the slide, simple to win u have to last the longest and have the biggest burn

Person 1: Why isn't Jason coming swimming
Person 2: didn't u here he played the towe game?

by Masticspastic April 22, 2023

ro-tow

When the blunt is actively in rotation between heads. Slang for rotation "ro-tow". When the smoke is shared with more than one party.

Slang for rotation defined as "ro-tow".

by Supahkal December 13, 2022

ching chow bing a wing ting tow

an asian dude speaking english ching chow bing a wing ting tow

ching chow bing a wing ting tow

by bigger DlCK DADDY September 13, 2020

Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.

Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.

by Adotl45 October 3, 2020