tooted up

To bend over and aim buttocks skyward usually folled my vigorous shaving and or popping.
bending over touching toes arching back to stick ass up higher

I didnt see any girls faces in that rap video they were all tooted up bootys everywhere.

by The_Khameleon January 7, 2012

Tomteskägg

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, you can refer to it, as a "tomteskägg" A.k.a "santa's beard".

Oh, look at her "tomteskägg".

by Daala September 12, 2007

Topless Mirage

An occurence usually on a beach or pool when you look at a girls back while she is either far away or swimming and it seems that she doesn't have a bikini on, but when she turns around or your eyes ajust you sadly relize her breasts are covered.

Kavin: dude check it out that chicks not wearing a....

damn, nevermind it was a topless mirage

by stuffedpepper October 12, 2008

tepteroy

Temptation of the devil

I wanted that cake so bad, it just tepteroyed me


(for the record we came up with the word so dont get tepteroyed to tell us otherwise)

by Liz&Aaron January 23, 2009

Tooterdonk

Usually reserved for bathroom mishaps. A huge mistake made related to toilet humor.

"Dude I'm so sorry for the huge tooterdonk I left in the basement bathroom....I'll clean it up later. swear."

by otter85 August 1, 2009

Topless Pete

A variation of the name Peter, although rarely will you find this Peter wearing a shirt.

ffs Topless Pete put a fucking shirt on

by jd23ckjdfhv,kdgsjjgl. December 4, 2010

topen

a cap or cover for a ballpoint pen, marker or other writing instrument or any other device; a lid. (from: to + open "to open"). pronounced: toe-pun

The topen did not fit the pen tightly, so it came off easily and fell off.

by namklaw January 14, 2012