Tondu 

A swear word which could be anything or mean anything.
Only the sayer knows the truth.

Shut up you tondu
Go suck a tondu
Damn that's a big tondu
I like big tondus and I cannot lie

Tondu by Hhfsubchbvvv September 8, 2016

Toledo toast 

The act of pooping in a empty bread bag and slapping someone in the face with it.

Would you like a serving of Toledo toast?

Toledo toast by thebreadguy September 20, 2009

toedick

a man with a cock like a toe

wominic has a toedick

toedick by wominic_the_toedick January 19, 2010

toed up 

An incorrect derivation of the term "tore up". Now used to mean getting fucked up so bad that you have to lay down.

Bro, lets get toed up tonight.

toed up by Andre December 12, 2004

Toledo Mosquito 

A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."

Toledo Mosquito by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008

tone-it-down

command for someone to lower the volume of voice, audio or attitude

mother: "son can you turn down the music, i'm on the phone!"

punk son: "no mom!, i aint gonna tone-it-down!"

tone-it-down by wone2 February 15, 2009

tonedeff

The fastest rapper alive. (13.5 syl/sec on "The Plague Anthem") Intelligent and often humorous lyrics. His label QN5 sports such acts as CunninLynguists, PackFM, The Plague, and Session.

Tonedeff is and always will be one of the illest MCs ever.

tonedeff by Trevor May 11, 2004