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Tomahawked

Derives from the 'Sticks and stones' wager match of Call of Duty: Black Ops, and refers to a situation where someone has been humiliated or put in an awkward situation by one of their friends.
Person 1: Ah, someone went on my facebook account and asked Sophie out to dinner, I've never spoken to her, how awkward.

Person 2: Tomahawked
by Hero03 March 16, 2011
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Tomahawk Crunkmissle

A sexual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large penis. First you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. Then you lay newspaper all over her vaginal area. Then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and ejaculates all over the newspaper covered area. Right when the man ejaculates, he should shove his erected penis through the newspaper, and into the women's vagina. Afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.
While complicated, completing the Tomahawk Crunkmissle is very rewarding.
by MetallicaFan69 June 8, 2009
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Backdoor Tomahawk

A backdoor tomahawk involves giving anal with a really big penis.
Chris:Dude!What are you doing

Brandon:Oh uh I just gave your mom the backdoor tomahawk.
by CHOPSSTEWY April 30, 2009
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Tomahawk Kawk Drop

When a well endowed man drops his hard erect penis on the face or forehead of one of his buddies while several people are present to laugh at the act. The ultimate Tomahawk Kawk Drop is performed when the penis is rather dirty and seemingly has the smell of salt and vinegar.
Boomer: Dude you were so wasted at that party last night!!! Do you remember doing a TOMAHAWK KAWK DROP on Zach's forehead?!?!?! That shit was so funny!!!

Tom: Yeah...I was drinking non-alcoholic beer. I was aware of exactly what I was doing!
by JIMMY TOM March 20, 2009
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teahadist

Agitated racist who masks their racism with opposition to progressive governmental policy and believes that political disturbances and threats/delivery of domestic terrorism is an appropriate approach to achieving political change.
Did you hear of the teahadists who shattered the windows of Congressional offices belonging to Congress members who supported RomneyCare-Plus?
by 21st Century Soothsayer April 3, 2010
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tomahawk chop

A karate chop arm motion modeled after Native American warriors.
Florida State Seminoles made the Tomahawk Chop famous, and then the Kansas City Chiefs stole it.
by Psedoudnym September 18, 2016
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tahasia

Very beautiful dark skinned into boy have a hard time staying in a relationship but always want a relationship very trustworthy loves to play fight and real fight have pretty brown eyes never fake to her friends she would be a great girl friend and loves to dance she would have some type of interest in singing but she's a real life dancer and she's a basketball player loves it so much her dream is to go to the pros or be a lawyer.
tahasia has to have everything perfect or her way she's funny very laid back and she's loves to fight
by Tahasia April 27, 2017
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