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Toestan

A special kind of toe jam you only get at an eminem concert. It really stinks, and tastes like pickles and burnt chicken. I know this because I took my girlfriend to an eminem concert last year and I have a foot fetish.
Bob: "Yo dude, I heard the homie went to that eminem show last night."

Chuck: "Oh Dan? Bruh... we were gonna smoke a blunt before work today, but he hadn't showered since the show and the toestan was so rank I had to get my ass outta there. I guess the legends are true."
by Eye Githel Ahblo Jawbs November 28, 2018
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Torstad

Torstad is when a girl use a strap-on so she can touch the other mans dick with a penis and then makes a hole in the strap-on and Then puts his dick inside of it. Then he busts a big fat nut inside the strap-on. The guy then puts his whole head inside it and licks it clean.

You see this very often in public
ohh damn, you see the couple over there, they are really good at doing torstad.

Yo step-sis, do you want to torstad with big-bro.

Yo step-sis when i walked to the store yesterday i saw a girl torstad you, it looked REALLLY nice. I nearly went out of the car to do torstad with you!
by by by by by September 10, 2019
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Testacular

When a player in a football game makes a block with his crown jewels
"That is a testacular block from Jenkinson there"
by sedgea March 3, 2022
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toestar

A title given to one person every 100 years, this title is given to someone who remains dedicated and determined in their pursuits. They are not discouraged by the lack of appreciation or recognition from others, and instead use it as motivation to push themselves even harder. A toestar knows their own worth and value, and refuses to let the opinions or perceptions of others define them. They are confident in their abilities and always strive to improve and grow.

In addition to their exceptional talent and drive, a toestar is also known for their humility and graciousness. They do not let their success go to their head, and instead use it as an opportunity to inspire and help others. They are always willing to lend a helping hand and share their knowledge and expertise with those in need. A toestar truly embodies the spirit of excellence and is an invaluable asset to any team or community.
It's Toestar.

It's gotta be Toestar.

Man I love Toestar

Toestars the best!
by toestar December 23, 2022
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Gone Toastal

To consume intoxicants well above the limits of ones max, often resulting in irrational, strange, perhaps funny behavior and possibly ending by passing out.
It was clear Jim had "gone toastal"; evident by his 15th beer, his crazy mutterings and the drool running out of his mouth after passing out.
by Cassie Turner October 12, 2008
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maiden toastage

The first toast with a new toaster.
We just got a new Hello Kitty toaster and my dad described the toasted design on the maiden toastage as looking like 3 odd shaped squares.
by poopdag February 17, 2012
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Truck Testa

A hybrid term between Chuck Norris and Chuck Testa the taxidermist, it was initially used with no actual sense to mean a greasy truck, but turned into a long ass version of saying nope. Sometimes abbreviated as TT or "double T"
1. "Let's take Truck Testa to go pick up bitches tonight", in which you respond with , "Nope, Truck Testa" or "That's a double T".
by Falcon691 May 21, 2013
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