Spicy Tofu

A Food That Helps You Make Some Bomb Ramen

"Can you pass me the Spicy Tofu."

by MineMan21 October 24, 2017

raw tofu

When you're a hardcore vegan who is also lazy and you like the taste of wet, cold, slimy, jiggly stuff that tastes like nothing.

I'm so hardcore, I just got my day's worth of protein eating a brick of raw tofu and all I had to do was open the package. Breakfast is done!

by Wordsemup May 26, 2017

technicolor tofu

Epic puke that looks like it belongs in movies

Don't eat a dreamcicle when you have the flu. What'll come up is technicolor tofu.

by ftabohica1978 February 10, 2017

Duck and Tofu

Also, Duck 'n Tofu.

Euphemism for: absolutely nothing - particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.

Ironic version of "Sweet Fanny Adams"

I hear you went Marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?

Just Duck and Tofu

by hec toring June 27, 2016

tofu duty

When shit out poop

After we ate at the tofu bar buffet I had to make tofu duty

by H.R. Griffin May 31, 2016

Tofu Girl

A girl that adopts the personality of whoever she's dating at the time. Girls like this usually have little to no personality of their own.

Karen just started dating a guy that thinks he's a cowboy and she just bought a cowboy hat. She's such a Tofu Girl

by schutte01 December 26, 2019

Tofus

It’s a word to call your friends

“What up my Tofuses”

by The Merde Club September 3, 2020