Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table

Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic

by Anelly221 January 10, 2022

gabriella simmons

The daughter of Sean "Daddy Sims" Simmons.

Girl: Gabriella Simmons is the luckiest female on the planet!

Boy: Why?

Girl: Are you kidding? Her dad's parties are the shit! Her uncle is fuckin' Rev Simmons, negro!

by flyazzatlchic September 06, 2008

Josh simmons

The absolute pakitron(also known as lebomb) he will blow u up like hes bin laden.
Also his mum is fucking leng not a fan of mr johnson though.

"Pakitron josh simmons will blow u up"

by Pakitron5000 November 24, 2021

Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp

person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”

by August 29, 2021

the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong

The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome

by Steve March 18, 2005

Jayda Simmons

Palm beach lakes prom queen class of 2022!

Jay-Duh// Sim-mins//

“Hey did you hear about Jayda Simmons winning Prom Queen”

“Im voting for Jayda”

“Vote Jayda Simmons for Prom Queen”

by Jayda Simmons April 07, 2022

Chandler simmons

Has a fat badonkadonk everyone’s wants to touch with big bubble fish lips

Hey jaycie want to smack chandler Simmons big dumptruck

by Neiskke March 09, 2021