Cock Hedge

As the name states, when a male individual does not properly maintain a cock bush it eventually evolves into what can be considered a cock hedge.

A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.

Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience
That's not a cock bush, It's a cock hedge!!
by Anti English Teacher March 28, 2024
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Over the Hedge

The failure of hedging results in completion.
"My hedge sesh went too far last night and I went over the hedge"
by jelkinboy584 February 25, 2022
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micheal hedges

Micheal Hedges is a guy who likes young boys and he hits on 3rd graders. He is one of the biggest creeps that keeps asking people to bend over inform of hime. If u don’t bend over then he will bend u over and rape you. Each time he sees a 5 year old girl his penis gets harder the the roxky mountains.
Random student: Hey mr. Hedges how can I raise my grade up in your class.
Micheal Hedges: give me that BOODY BOYYYY!!!
Random student:umm what?
Micheal Hedges: BEND OVER AND GIVE ME THAT BOODY NOWWWW BOY!!!!!!!
by Hi boy, jack johnson January 11, 2019
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the hedge warbler.

an interesting sensation that you get when your at the zoo and there is an escaped animal in the toilet but you dont want to get bitten even though your nursting for a wee!
trust me man i want to, its just... i can't face the hedge warbler...
by i'm not May 17, 2007
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Veg out with my hedge out

When you, as a woman get the chance to be unhindered by the societal norms and constricting nature of pants (as well as braziers) and finally get the opportunity to unwind and "treat yoself" and "do you boo", allowing yourself to engage in a little "self-care".
It's been a rough week Deb, I think I'll go home, open a bottle of wine, turn on Gilmore Girls and "veg out with my hedge out."
by Jeffy Tranks October 03, 2020
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hedge fund

Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.
Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.
by QuacksO February 20, 2018
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hedge

Similar to edging, hedging is a masterbation technique, but has distinct differences. It involves a man hovering his hand over the tip of the penis, waving his hand side to side grazing the tip. The man then moans in certain scales (musical scales). This process is called "hedging up". Scales thats are used include, but are not limited to, C major, A minor, and D major. The hedger will keep moaning until they reach the desired octave or note, varying depending on their choice of scale, reaching the climax. They will then go down the scale as they finish off ("hedging down" or more colloquially known as "zodging"). Experienced hedgers can create melodies in their "hedge seshes".
Hedging was Timmys Expertise. He would hedge everyday for hours at a time, creating tunes and melodies.
by elitesingle November 10, 2024
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