A Trumpsterdump is a vessel human sucker who takes in all the shit lies tRump spews every time he opens his mouth and spews it forth themselves.
Trumpsterdumps do not have the capacity to determine truth from the shit they are told by Donald Trump. Trumpsterdumps severely lack critical analytic and thinking skills independently from the lies Donald Trump tells them.
by Intolerant of bullshit February 21, 2025
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"Dude, I got thumbtrapped until 4 AM watching cat videos I didn't even like."
"My phone says I spent 6 hours on Reels yesterday. Total thumbtrap."
"My phone says I spent 6 hours on Reels yesterday. Total thumbtrap."
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That dissociative state where your hand is swiping but your mind checked out 20 minutes ago. You're aware you're wasting time but physically cannot stop scrolling.
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Get the Thompster mug.When You Get SO Angry at TRUMP, That, You Just Sit there murmuring his name over & over.
Then start whacking and jacking with no lubrication chafing the crotch area, then shat your pants.
Biden was Trumpsterbaiting so hard his entire crotch area became inflamed and he shat his pants.
TRUMPSTERBATION: The ACT Of Masterbating To IMAGES Of TRUMP While YOU Rage Against TRUMP, TRUMPSTERBATION. USE Lotion as CHAFING in the CROTCH Area Is a Hazard.
Then start whacking and jacking with no lubrication chafing the crotch area, then shat your pants.
Biden was Trumpsterbaiting so hard his entire crotch area became inflamed and he shat his pants.
TRUMPSTERBATION: The ACT Of Masterbating To IMAGES Of TRUMP While YOU Rage Against TRUMP, TRUMPSTERBATION. USE Lotion as CHAFING in the CROTCH Area Is a Hazard.
When You Get SO Angry at TRUMP, That, You Just Sit there murmuring his name over & over while having an Orgasm.
When You Get SO Angry at TRUMP, That, You Just Sit there murmuring his name over & over.
Then start whacking and jacking with no lubrication chafing the crotch area, then shat your pants.
Biden was Trumpsterbaiting so hard his entire crotch area became inflamed and he shat his pants.
TRUMPSTERBATION: The ACT Of Masterbating To IMAGES Of TRUMP While YOU Rage Against TRUMP, TRUMPSTERBATION. USE Lotion as CHAFING in the CROTCH Area Is a Hazard.
When You Get SO Angry at TRUMP, That, You Just Sit there murmuring his name over & over.
Then start whacking and jacking with no lubrication chafing the crotch area, then shat your pants.
Biden was Trumpsterbaiting so hard his entire crotch area became inflamed and he shat his pants.
TRUMPSTERBATION: The ACT Of Masterbating To IMAGES Of TRUMP While YOU Rage Against TRUMP, TRUMPSTERBATION. USE Lotion as CHAFING in the CROTCH Area Is a Hazard.
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Crundle-Thumber, Jackie is at it again with the new couple two trailers down! Can’t she keep her dang opinions to herself? She has got me madder than a hornet in an old coke can, I’ll tell ya what…
Crundle-Thumber, Jackie is at it again with the new couple two trailers down! Can’t she keep her dang opinions to herself? She has got me madder than a hornet in an old coke can, I’ll tell ya what…
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