Morning Trumpet

Releasing exceptionally loud, melodic morning flatulence after gaseous build up during overnight slumber.

No need for an alarm clock, my roommate will wake the whole house playing the morning trumpet.

After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

morning man

a slang term for penis.

doesn't take much to wake me just shake your morning man.

by therighteousregination August 2, 2009

Morning Cottonmouth

That moment when you wake up in the morning and it feels like your mouth has been drained of all wetness and turned into invisible cotton

Dude last night was so crazy that I ended up waking up with Morning Cottonmouth

by Urban Dictionarytist February 28, 2015

frosty morning

Whilst your partner snoozes, you give your penis a tug and finish on her eyes. Effectively glueing them together, resulting in a frosty morning when she wakes up.

Ahh I'm having such a terrible day. My boyfriend gave me a frosty morning and it took me twenty minutes to clean it up.

by Jizzonface April 20, 2014

Idle morning

When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.

Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Morning would

When a gay man meets another man they're sexually attracted to, and he has no intentions of having sex or being in a relationship with him. He's simply a new acquaintance that he happens to be sexually attracted to. Just as morning wood is natural and harmless, so is this sexual attraction that will lead nowhere but friendship and good wholesome times. The Morning Would can be very intense, but still all okay and because it's normal. does not affect the friendship in negative ways. It's simply an unexpressed attraction because you can express whatever you want, and keep the pure intention of having intelligent conversations and experiences with anyone regardless of uncontrollable inclinations that need not be manifested. Because hey, you might both really like video games or art or swimming or throwing darts or south park or church or pokemon cards or dungeons and dragons or marijuana or making jewelry or existentialism or longboarding or literally anything that is not sticking your dick in their ass because there are unlimited activities.

When I first met Mark, he gave me morning would. I still get it sometimes, but he doesnt care. He loves my back massages, and lets my gay ass cuddle with him sometimes, but that's as far as we'll go affection-wise 'cause he's straight. His girlfriend is super fun to be around. They call me their brother. Some people don't believe me, but I genuinely don't care about sex. They are my homies and I'll love them forever.

by Polarpad370 July 23, 2019

morning thunder

I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.

Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'

by McGinty September 6, 2006