egoseismic thinking

A way of thinking where a person believes seismic activity in a certain area is based on their physical location.

"We moved from North Carolina to California and there hasn't been an earthquake in California ever since, but there has been one in North Carolina"
"Maybe us coming out here has redirected the epicenter of US earthquakes to where we were from"
"That's egoseismic thinking"

by DyingStar March 05, 2012

Thin Think

1) A simple correct idea or sentence, 100% match in the right spot, in the right time.
2) Thinking deeply, seeing unobvious connections and hidden stones

1) These days sctientists are closer to the god than curch, man. -Hmm, that's a thin think.
2) Remember that guy who exchanged paperclip to a house? How d he guess all that exchanges? -He just think thin.

by fakemystic December 29, 2019

Think Blots

When someone attempts to just dump their vapid, misshapen thoughts in front of you and hope that they masquerade as contribution. They're similar to ink blots, but they're far messier and typically terrible to clean up, if the idea darkening the page is actually given any actionable weight. They are usually found in board meetings or coming from the lips of upper management, uttered towards lower-paid specialists who actually know what they are doing.

Yeah, I had the entire campaign setup for our social media and then our COO came by and left his think blots all over our plan,... totally muddied the waters for the objective of the campaign, and now the Marketing Director wants to redo it all. Ugh.

To be fair, Google this for first attribution: 'youtube think blots' and look for Random Words of the Day post in search results.

by rwod March 13, 2018

yester-think

Being mired in thoughts and innovations of the past rather than forward-thinking.

I was so mired in yester-think that I didn't realize that technology was evolving all around me.

by Aaron78 May 09, 2007

Ass Thinking

Low caliber thinking, the opposite of brain thinking like the time you and your jackass friends came up with the idea of jumping on stage at Ozzfest, mooning the crowd, and lighting your farts so it would go viral on Youtube, and it did go viral on Youtube, not because it worked, but because your asses caught fire.

ant. Brain Thinking

Bummer, Dude. Bet that hurts when you sit. Got to tell you, that was some serious ass thinking.

Nice Youtube vid, though.

by Poe toaster February 24, 2013

Pissful thinking

You think you will get somewhere faster because you have to piss.

*drunk* I think the subway will only take 5 min.

**10 min later**
Well that was pissful thinking.

by Pissant August 23, 2019

mother-thinking

When one worries a lot like a mother, very exaggerated. In other words, one always thinks of the worst, like a mother.

Yo, dude stop mother-thinking. It brings bad luck.

Man, I was mother-thinking about this girl, I shouldn't.

by Sebastian Diena June 02, 2011