When a girl pulls her pants down (her cheeks loomin' over yo' erect dick), pops a squat, and straight up takes a massive, gravy shit on the tip of your penis. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just has to poop.
Ted: "You remember that machine Wonka drove down the chocolate river?"
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.
by GreatMcGoogler March 30, 2015
Get the Rusty Submarinemug. by A_A_Ron85 June 26, 2023
Get the The Billionaire and the Submarinemug. by People Who Love Games [PWLG] April 15, 2015
Get the Vaginal Submarinemug. by Billiam Beaver June 23, 2018
Get the Northeast Submarinesmug. Mike's mom won't leave him alone, she's a real helicopter parent. Unlike his dad, who gives him space unless stuff goes wrong."
"I admit, I'm a submarine parent. My job as a parent is to have fun with my daughters while letting them explore and learn natural consequences. " Silvana Clark
"I admit, I'm a submarine parent. My job as a parent is to have fun with my daughters while letting them explore and learn natural consequences. " Silvana Clark
by TTZman October 6, 2015
Get the Submarine parentmug. The act of penetrating a woman while she is sleeping. The focus being to get full penetration without her waking up
by Munkiee September 12, 2013
Get the midnight submarinemug. 