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Bullshit Fisherman

Someone who intices you to hook onto to thier bullshit remarks or ideas through switchbaiting weasel words.
"The Yankees are a trash baseball team" ...they are in 1st place

"The Yankees have never won anything"

...they have the most wins and championships all time

Stop switchbaiting me you Bullshit Fisherman!!
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Fisherman syndrome

When you’re addicted to fishing and don’t want to do anything else with your cuddies but to fish.
Friends call the cuddy to go out but goes to voicemail so you leave one “Yo cuddy let’s go to the bar and restaurant.” (Voice mail)
Mr fisherman syndrome doesn’t answer back

Also gets butthurt about leaving the fishing spot late when the next day is a weekend also claims “you don’t got anything to lose” but it’s more like the person who says it doesn’t really have anything
“Yo cuddy let’s go out”
“I’ll see wsp”
(Calls again later that day)
“So we gonna go out or what cuddy”
“Nah ima jus go fishing”
Call hangs up damn he got fisherman syndrome or something
by LONG LIVE JUBO August 15, 2023
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Fisherman's Dilemma

Angst experienced by most serial kidnappers, rapists and lorry drivers after spending some considerable time with their female abductee.
Sarah had spent the best part of six months chained to the radiator in the cellar. Bubba Lou was plagued by the fisherman's dilemma. 'Do I kill it, or do I let it go?'
by manoftrent November 28, 2017
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National kiss a fisherman day

On December 15 it’s mandatory to kiss someone who goes fishing
Bro Jenny kissed me today because I guess it’s National kiss a fisherman day
by HighVoltageOutdoors December 13, 2022
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dirty fisherman

Yo dude, did you dirty fisherman that girl last night?
by 2phones August 7, 2016
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Sport fisherman

Someone who catches their sperm after masturbating and throws it.
You can tell he's an accomplished sport fisherman by how many cum stains are on his ceiling.
by Professor cum bubbler September 1, 2019
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Alaskan Fisherman

When a partner of the opposite sex sits on one end of the couch spread eagle naked and the other stands on the other end of the couch fully erected and jumps off to attempt to spear the other partner.
Jim gave sally an Alaskan fisherman last night
by Thedarkernight May 5, 2014
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