Dad

Where is he?

Dad never came back with milk

by s3thums December 17, 2021

Dad

A dad is a person who wont be there for you and leave you imediantly and you'll never see him unless he's on the news

Charli: My dad left me..
Jimmy: Its ok all dads do that just dont google his name.

by London That Smart Dumbass June 24, 2021

Dad

Dad is a person that has sex with the mom without condum to have a baby to be adad

Sex on dad

by Princes bean July 23, 2017

dad

someone who went to get the milk

where is my dad

by nibbaman69420 April 27, 2022

Dad

The person who left to get milk 12 YEARS ago and still hasn't come back

Teen: when's dad coming back with DE MILK
Adult:how do I tell him...

by Thebestbitch42 April 13, 2020

Dad

The pro at hide-n-seek. Me and mom still haven't found him and it's been 12 years.

Friend: look, it's your dad
Me: really!? where??
Friend: nah, i'm just kiddin
Me: *thinks, wonder when hes coming back from the store

by Panic! At The Grave February 21, 2020

Dad

The guy in my life who never came back.

my dad left bro.

by Echothememedude February 10, 2018