Yoink

Verb. A synonym for yeet in the sense that you yeet someone or something.

Bro, I totally yoinked him

by Zest God 69 November 27, 2019

Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 09, 2023

International law of yoink

As defined by international law when one yellith "Yoink" one now owns the object

obviously I used the international law of Yoink

by Gravrok February 23, 2021

Yoinked

High as fuck

Dude last night i was so yoinked

by OGsavshea December 20, 2017

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 09, 2022

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

Yoink

A adjective, verb, noun, measurement, plural, constant, pronoun

“Ima take a big yoink outa that sauce”
“Where is my super yoink”
“Ah yes yoink”

by The real Batman bru October 24, 2020