Yogurt canon

The sexually aroused male penis.

After an invigorating session of felatio, Susan grabbed my yogurt canon and aimed it at her creamy white tits, where upon I spewed a generous quantity of my man juice, to her delight.

by Magnesium Beaver September 24, 2005

Yogurt Party

A group of women come together and eat yogurt which has been laced with ecstasy. After they consume the yogurt, they engage in lesbianism which is then followed up by a group bowel movement onto symbols of patriarchy. It is said that this act promotes sorority, fellowship, and orgasms.

Sara: "Hey! Are you coming to my Yogurt Party tomorrow night?"

Aurora:"Yes I am! I have my case of Depends and a mixed CD of the Indigo Girls! Can't wait!"

by omglolwtflesbians January 25, 2011

Frozen Yogurt

A term used at work that informs your co-workers that you are going to engage in sexual activity.

Hey bro, can you cover for me? I'm going out for some frozen yogurt.

by Vishus January 7, 2010

chewy yogurt

Eating out a chick with a yeast infection.

John: How was your night with Sharon?

Ted: Alright, but she had a yeast infection.

John: Ew! What'd you do?

Ted: Gave that bitch a chewy yogurt!

by squampton November 7, 2007

Forbidden Yogurt

Slang for semen

Damn why is that forbidden yogurt so thick?

by Cassandra Dimitrescu June 11, 2021

Yogurt Touch

Fixing something by accident when you’re drunk as fuck at work.

It’s fixed because I have the yogurt touch.

I’ve got the yogurt touch!
You know, the yogurt touch?

by Drinkydadjimbo February 1, 2023

yogurt daddy

An old man that attempts to trade yogurt for sexual favors.

The yogurt daddy delivers the creamy goods.

by MrJMChester December 19, 2019