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Puddle Score

When you're driving in the rain and you purposely speed up or slow down to time your entry into a rain puddle to soak a pedestrian and you time it perfectly to soak them with nasty puddle water.
On the way home I got a puddle score! That guy needed a snorkle at the bus stop.
by R32 Jockey June 23, 2012
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Fart Puddle

When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.
Damn! That monkey had a Fart Puddle! Better get out of here!
by Rionox December 7, 2022
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puddle of aids

Deadly liquid that provides no possible chance of surviving once you touch it.
by gfiafp August 1, 2017
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Puddle Duck

(term, apparently only used in some places on the island of Newfoundland)

Someone who is not doing what they could be doing. Normally specific to the situation.

Used normally as a nudge to take action. To point out something someone is doing or not doing, or could be doing.

Like a duck sitting in a puddle. Ducks can waddle, swim and fly, explore the whole world but this particular duck is sitting in a puddle.
"Great wide world to explore, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"You aren't happy on your relationship, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"Ready to go there Puddle Duck? We are waiting on you."
by Spacegoatee December 1, 2020
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sock puddle

What occurs when someone wears socks that are way too small for their feet. The socks slip under the person's heels and settle under the arches of their feet, forming a "puddle" of their sock(s).
While walking to school, John felt his feet starting to get uncomfortable. He realized he was getting sock puddles, as a result of wearing his smallest ankle socks.
by Gennabee January 27, 2010
mugGet the sock puddlemug.

puddle tramp

Nickname that is often applied to a whore that squirts whilst cumming
Dude....sorry I didn't make it over last night, but I was balls deep into a puddle tramp
mugGet the puddle trampmug.

cum puddle

by G-Wiggy March 18, 2005
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