My dad was buffing his nails with his Crazy Shine manicure pad today while talking about yesterday's Dances with the Stars episode. My God, he's sprouting ovaries!
Please note that my father is man enough to listen to the Adam Corolla podcast, where he heard the phrase.
Please note that my father is man enough to listen to the Adam Corolla podcast, where he heard the phrase.
by keguse August 28, 2012
Get the Sprouting Ovariesmug. When a girl/female is on her Menstrual cycle/ period and it's her sarcasm saying that her ovaries are going to fall out
by Real words 11 September 1, 2017
Get the ovaries fall outmug. when a lame or bitch niggas obsess over a female by calling her three times in a row or going out his way too chill(get some buns)
by hood08 October 11, 2008
Get the sweating her ovariesmug. From Sex and the City, a lazy ovary is when either the left or right ovary is no longer functioning.
by queen_dtx April 25, 2024
Get the lazy ovarymug. Aqua ovaries is the female equivalent to blue balls in males. A woman who peaks her arousal without getting laid commonly experiences aqua ovaries.
Symptoms include:
Severe pain
Aggressive behavior
Cold chills
Road rage
Seizures (in rare cases)
Sleep deprivation
The most effective treatment is vigorous masturbation. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands.
The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.
Symptoms include:
Severe pain
Aggressive behavior
Cold chills
Road rage
Seizures (in rare cases)
Sleep deprivation
The most effective treatment is vigorous masturbation. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands.
The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.
"You need to stop teasing each other and fuck all ready. You are a pain to be around with those aqua ovaries, and it shows how much its killing you!"
by sensorydepth February 28, 2016
Get the aqua ovariesmug. another term for raw eggs; alternatively used to reference salmonella poisoning in the Slavic tradition
by mexicanjukeboxkilla October 12, 2017
Get the ovary juicemug. From a French-to-English translation of a phrase meaning “annoying someone”.
Same as “break my balls” but more feminine.
Same as “break my balls” but more feminine.
If these kids are gonna break my ovaries one more time with their stupid skateboarding “skills”, I’m gonna smother them with cow dung!
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
Get the Break my ovariesmug.