ONS

This stands for "One-Night-Stand" and is used by some males to inform thier friends what they think of certain women in the club.

Check her out!! She is definately an ONS I wouldnt mind havin tonite!

by Shinshoryuken January 14, 2006

that’s the one

What Andy says in agreement to almost everything, even If the question is “pint of Guinness please”

Pint of Guinness please Andy.

Andy - “That’s the one”

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

One

Short for a United States one hundred-dollar bill. This "slang" term (as it is not widely accepted enough to be considered a colloquial expression) is more prevalent among wealthy citizens, socialites and more recently those within the hip-hop cultural movement. Its use in a social context is meant to openly diminish the value of a one hundred-dollar bill to its possessor, so as to say the possessor's financial worth is so great that the highest paper currency denomination to them is equivalent to the actual lowest; i.e. a $100 bill to most is a $1 bill to the possessor, and as a result is considered a "one".

"To invariably experience an erotic dancer's best striptease, spectators should expect to throw some ones."

by jasonphilip September 20, 2011

no one

the correct answer to "Who built the Ark ? "

"Who built the Arc? No one! No one! "

by HappyHenry35 June 13, 2004

One

The IQ score of the 45th U.S president.

Donald Trump has an IQ score of one.

by UltimateDoge August 23, 2021

that one

What old, out-of touch presidential candidates refer to their opponents as when they are too old and out of touch to remember their fucking names during a debate.

Moderator: Who's gonna kick your ass in the upcoming election?

John McCain: That one. <Points, but does not look at Senator Obama>

by Mary Mayhem January 20, 2009

one

one is a fag that tries so hard to be funny.

nobody actually likes one, he's gay

one: yo wanna hear this new joke i came up with?
everybody: shut the fuck up, one

by yourlocalone April 10, 2022