by SalmonellqDifferentAccount March 26, 2020
A person who loves assuming extremely far fetched theories about other countries and saying stupid shit.
Human: So, what's your least favourite country?
American: IDK, maybe Africa? Or Europe, yee haw!
Human: ...
American: Want some Mickey D's?
Human: Okay, first of all, Africa isn't a country. But what is your least favourite african country?
American: Iran
American: IDK, maybe Africa? Or Europe, yee haw!
Human: ...
American: Want some Mickey D's?
Human: Okay, first of all, Africa isn't a country. But what is your least favourite african country?
American: Iran
by SalmonellqDifferentAccount April 16, 2020
When you are so bored that you type every letter on your keyboard like your finger is a snake. You go from right to left.
1: I was so bored that I searched mlpoknjiuhbvgytfcxdreszawq on Urban Dictionary.
2: If youre bored, just read a Liam de Besche book.
1: What the fuck, this is written by Liam de Besche, this is self promotion!
2: Damn right. And the books have not even been released yet.
2: If youre bored, just read a Liam de Besche book.
1: What the fuck, this is written by Liam de Besche, this is self promotion!
2: Damn right. And the books have not even been released yet.
by SalmonellqDifferentAccount March 26, 2020