monkey

Monkey is a code word for vagina.

Hey, I'd like to see her monkey.

by acidsnowman July 27, 2005

the monkey

Code name for collecting weed when you don't want people around you to know.

Phonecall: 'Yes, the monkey is in the cage"

by PoomPlex November 4, 2007

monkey

creature used as a metaphor for busy thoughts that scamper, usually in large groups, through the jungle that is your brain.

Man, couldn't sleep last night - monkies were running through the trees!

by Mark May 20, 2004

Monkey

n. Not a piano

adj. Lacking qualification in order to be considered chicken

n. "Not a piano".

adj. "When I breathe purple comes out".

by Glennifer May 8, 2005

monkey

A non preverted way to say cock, dick, ect...

Sangrizz: My monkey is long and hard
Estevan: Really? What kind of monkey is it, Spider Monkey?
Sangrizz: Wow...faggot...why dont you go to urbandictionary.com more often. Go into the bathroom and slit your wrists.

by Sangrizz January 27, 2004

monkey

woman with excessive pubic hair.

"when she took off her underwear, it looked like a monkey was hugging her waist!"

by m-dogg March 19, 2005

monkey

a morbidly obese animal that likes to crawl up your butt and stick thumbtacs out your eyes

O look a monkey is attacking "George Bush"
"Rejoice!!!!!!"

by Amish Al January 16, 2004