Gurt

A person's dick cheese.

Your man is Gurtmaxxing after gooning.

by Gurtmaxxer August 4, 2024

Gurt

A man's dick cheese, often used as an insult.

Stop Gurtmaxxing after gooning you Cuck.

by Gurtmaxxer August 4, 2024

Gurt

Derogatory term/slur for a nigga who has surpassed being a bitch or a hoe. A gurt cannot be taken seriously or trusted

That nigga not tryna run a fade he a gurt

by Gurtkiller447 April 2, 2025

Gurting

When someone is doing something very smart but at the same time very dangerous. Used by the unemployed/chronically online reel users

Me: yogurt
Gurt: yo wassup I’m straight up gurting it right now

by Spoodledarf April 9, 2025

gurting

Gurting is to do something that’s smart, but could also be very dangerous.

Yo look at that kid over there gurting, he’s going to hurt himself.

by hynap April 10, 2025

Gurting

The act of doing something that is smart, but also very dangerous

Bro , that guy is gurting right now.

by FootballzillaOnYt April 10, 2025

Gurting

when you're about to bust and you press your urethra against someone's nostril, letting it fill up their nasal cavity. If it's a fat load, it can squirt out the other nostril, giving the appearance of a gogurt tube being squeezed dry.

"Fuck man I gurted Bryan the other day and it was insane! It shot at least 2 feet out of his nose."

"Wanna go gurting after school? Don't worry, you can gurt me back after"

by Simsonchin April 10, 2025