Thanos

Barney’s cousin who collects fricken rocks covered in glitter and hates half the universe

Barney: howdey cuz hey can u not kill me

Thanos: sry man I gotta do what I gotta do

by Yuhhhajshdh September 7, 2019

Thanos

A big purple piece of feces with pretty rocks

man i love thanos' rocks

by Elmo+Carole Baskin = <3 October 20, 2020

Thanos

A big giant grape with a nutsack for a chin. He will do anything to get the pieces of rock he finds. Even sacrificing his own midget grape in the process - the nutsack

Thanos just got a piece of rock

by Killerlead January 9, 2019

Thanos

Pronouced as THA-NOSE....Mostly used in places to.mention a huge intergalactic dried plum with a shiny oven mitten that has a weird urge to wipe out half the galaxy

Squidward: thanos (THA-NOSE)will have them shiny stones

by TheStupudone October 4, 2018

Thanos

Considered a trifecta when a person shits, pisses, and vomits on themselves all within a 12 hour period.

The boy was in cancun and he pulled a thanos. He couldn't make it to the restroom so he shit himself. Later in the day he laughed so hard at a joke he urinated all over his pants, then an hour later vomited all over his shirt from all of the junk he ate during the day.

by Cancun December 10, 2009

Thanos

To eliminate around half or most of something usually in one sweep

Most of the club members weren't contributing enough to the club so the leader had enough and pretty much did a Thanos

by Bakugōu_KB October 3, 2018

Thanos

A big purple grape with a Gucci glove. He was defeated by ant man crawling up his ass and becoming regular size again.

Thanos: *snaps*
Spiderman: I don’t feel so good.

by dankmemebot April 3, 2019