text massage

When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.

"What was that face, dude"
"I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry"

by VPforVP September 23, 2012

Text ESP

The act of knowing you are about to recieve a text message seconds before you actually receive one. A paranormal phenomenon experienced by total text addicts.

"It's ridiculous but we DO send a crapload of texts..."

"Yeah, I'm completely addicted to texting. Like to the point where I know my phone's gonna blow up right before it actually does. I have Text ESP.

by Mandy<3 December 8, 2007

Text-mixing

When text messaging several people all at once and accidentally sending the wrong text to the wrong person....oops.

You text: Hey it was great seeing you last night, we should do it again sometime. (sent to wrong person) wrong person responds: What the hell are you talking about? Who the hell were you with?! that's Text-mixing.

by DONEUEMF March 9, 2010

Text Muscles

When you are able to talk shit via text but not in person

Joe (while showing Jackie his phone): Wow, do you believe all the crap Ashley is saying?

Jackie: Yeah, her text muscles are really showing tonight.

by KyleReese July 9, 2010

consensual text

consensual text describes a mutual textually satisfying relationship between two consenting adults.

Jim: Man!!! That's the 7th text you've received in the last five minutes...isn't that a bit too intense?

Mike: No, I like it. It's just consensual text.

by MikeBus November 21, 2010

text rape

to get texted a million times by someone who hates you, just to jack up your bill and piss you off . . especially if they know you dont have a plan for it

"i was with that chick for 2 months, man . . . my sister flipped shit when i had to pay $96 on the texts she dropped on me."
--"yo man . . you got text raped."

by incredibly good looking December 11, 2006

text flirting

(verb)

-to engage a text conversation with a person of interest with flirtatious intent
-sending messages that seem innocent, but have sexual undertones and innuendos
-often done as a preliminary test to determine the best way to seduce the other person
-widely used due to its convenience and inconspicuousness

Guy 1: "yo, what's up with you and Kelley?"
Guy 2: "not sure yet, but we've been text flirting like crazy the past couple days"
Guy 1: "yeah man! you gonna hit that shit!"

text flirting in action:
John: "hey cutie, wut u up to?"
Jane: "hmm, not much. just at home watchin tv"
John: "im jealous....wish i could be there too ;)"
Jane: "lol ur too funny! it is prtty cold here, too bad i dun have any1 here to warm me up..."

by zpaw July 12, 2009