testicle torture

This is when the testicles/nuts/balls/genitalia/genitals are torchers in many ways like crusheing the testicles
1:“If you will not talk we will begin the testicular torture

2: the testicle torture has began
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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Citrus Testicles

What a kiwi is called when you eat it with the skin on
Carly ate a whole bag of citrus testicles last night! Some of them weren't even ripe!
by dinozavier December 28, 2010
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Testicle Swirly

After flushing the toilet when one sits down too soon to pinch off another loaf the water is still rising and hence, yes the dreaded "Testicle Swirly". Happened to me two nights ago.
Oh damn, Ralph, I flushed the toilet to empty any remaining morning remnants but had to go so bad that I sat down too fast and got a half bag full of a Testicle Swirly. I guess it is better than a headfirst swirly.
by Kevin Joseph May 16, 2022
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testicle nipples

I have a big cock
i put my big cock into my friends testicle nipples
by Sukify January 24, 2023
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testicle nesticle

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.
Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?
by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 15, 2015
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Testicle Water

Semen, specifically watered down semen because of too much sex or the overheating of the male sex organ(s).
He fell asleep with his balls out and now all he can do is testicle water.
by Herovillain December 01, 2010
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TESTICLE TAUNT

Stretching ones testicles out until large enough to produce gusts of wind capable of cooling down a pretty blonde on a nice hot day.
Me and my friend Morgan testicle taunted a pretty brunette on the beaches of Normandy.
by kinky horse balls December 01, 2021
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