Testicle Turret

The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.

Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret

by DudeDawgMan December 5, 2009

testicle hound

Noun- 1.One that hounds testicles. 2. Someone who steals something from you.

"YOU TESTICLE HOUND!!! You stole my french fries!"

by WhereArtEsteban September 8, 2006

testicle transplant

the transplant of testicles from an organ donor to a reciever who was born without balls.

Andrew: WTf that baby is black. I'm white though.

Andrew's sister: I only had sex with you Andrew. You were born without testicles and mom and dad found a testicle donor for you and gave you a testicle transplant when you were a baby. You mustve gotten testicles from a black man.

Andrew: That makes perfect sense I always felt I had a little black in me.

by ballinwithoutballin January 22, 2010

testicle festival

See "Pickle Party" - Too many guys...not enough sluts...therefore Pickle Party

ooooohhhh..i went to the 10th Reunion of Bros! Total Pickle Party, they were still pumping semen from that gay cunts stomach! ooooohhhh...

by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003

testicle wrestler

one who fondles male gentialia in a rough manner as to be wrestling them

That slut was a major testicle wrestler, believe me i know <nudge nudge>

by duappy November 9, 2004

testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure

mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window

by darth cooper February 19, 2010

Testicle gremlin

A woman and/or slut whore bitch ass hoe who can't stay away from testicles... she is physically incapable of avoiding testicle. No matter the testicle, chode, mandingo, mixed with a few STD's. It don't matter to the testicle gremlin.

Person 1: oh you see that testicle gremlin over there?
Person 2: oh yeah, she sucked Ben Codey's sweet potato dick and now she can't stay away.
Person 1: ew such a testicle gremlin, doesn't she know how many STD's he has!

by Mummy.vegetable November 5, 2018