Wii Tennis

One of the faster ways to get a really sore arm, that doesn't include jacking off, and minimal effort. Also a source of rage when playing Elisa.

I played Wii Tennis and now my arm is so sore.

by 8tb39q4 g March 11, 2020

tennis lips

the face a dude makes when he nails a tennis ball, usually in place of grunting.

Did you see that guy's face with that backhand? MAJOR tennis lips.

by smellyyyyyyy July 16, 2010

Tennis

A game with a racket and a ball. Requires lots of physical work and reflexs. Johns if the world are usually particularly quite good at the sport.

Wow John can really play tennis.

by Tennis pro August 29, 2013

Mario Power Tennis

Notable for being the first Mario game to depict a terrorist attack.

"OMG in Mario Power Tennis they totly asploded teh stadiam!!!!11"

by Vitriol July 24, 2006

Tennis

Awesome sport enjoyed internationally. It involves two or four players with rackets, power, technique, endurance, reflex, speed, hand-eye coordination, accuracy, balance, strategy, and skill. Most people think tennis is lame, because they can't play for crap or afford their own rackets. Also because it doesn't involve sweaty men rubbing against each other or slapping each others' butts.

Interviewer: do u liek hard courts or grass courts?

Tennis guy: gee, iunno. i never smoked hard courts b4.

by Booberella February 28, 2008

Gooch Tennis

Namely a slang term for sex between two men. The term originates from the effect that occurs amongst the scrotum of the "giver" during homosexual anal intercourse. While the giver goes in and out of the receiver, his scrotal sack will swing back and forth. As he goes in, the scrotum smacks against his partner's gooch. As he pulls back, the sack flings against his own gooch. This pattern repeats as intercourse continues, and the scrotum swings rapidly back and forth between gooches, thus the obvious reference to a game of tennis.

1. I heard {someone's name} is gay. He's playing gooch tennis with {another man's name} every Saturday.

2. Dude, you're so gay. Why don't you go play Gooch Tennis with another guy.

by RemisSenis April 24, 2008

playing tennis

A euthamism for sexual acts.

"Where are Chris and Will?"

"They're 'playing tennis' at the moment"

"eurgh!"

by spaceshipable April 18, 2010