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Young Tender

A young girl,under the age of 23, that has a banging body and craves cock like a smoker craves rock.
DAMN.....thats the third young tender A.D. brought home this week!!!
by NotAdrian August 11, 2009
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This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute
Greated Band in the WORLD!!!!
Jack Black = God!!!
whe his forces are joined with Kyle Gass the effects are amazing!
they are sex
"Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
2-part skat
Spoken
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
Sung
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
Skat
All right! All right!"
by jd July 24, 2004
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Tenacious D

The greatest and funniest band ever invented by God. How can you not love the man who invented Inward Singing?
Riguh-goo-goo Rigah-goo-goo
-Jack Black, Tenacious D
by Prissmee May 6, 2006
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Tender Lentils

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'
"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"
by cantspellrestaraunt February 14, 2021
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Tent-tenant

A person who has been allowed to reside in a private residence's backyard, inside a tent provided by the home owner.
After evicting my tent-tenant, I can now enjoy grilling in my yard without having to look at the tent.
by Devan Writer June 11, 2018
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Tenacious D

by Fuckin A Dude November 2, 2003
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Tenacious D

Gods. More specifically known as wonderboy&young nasty man,Jables and Kage,JD&KG..etc.
Its rare to be in Tenacious D.
by cara October 1, 2003
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