University of Advancing Technology

The School for G33Kz and 1337 Hackers located in Tempe, AZ. Backed by the Dept of Homeland Security and the National Security Agency, this "University" is sure to turn out only the Best Technophiles of the 21st Century. The tech school nobody's ever heard of, this is the University of Advancing Technology!

"The University of Advancing Technology, golly gee... What the Fuck is That?!"
"Let's go to www.uat.edu for more educational propaganda!"

by Mr. HappysPrick February 23, 2014

nigga technology

Nigga technology- technology for niggas, and by that I mean ignorant muthafuckas of all races that try to proliferate the urban black male stereotypes portrayed predominantly in hip hop music

A: Textin and shit is just nigga technology, and dont start trippin callin me a racist and shit because I mean nigga as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas.

B:Yeah, cuz I be textin my weed man and shit because he dont like to talk on the phone and shit...

A: Case in point

-Boondocks, the crazy white boys

by Pat in the fucking hat April 21, 2006

Institute of Technology

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the Institute of Technology (IT) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most IT students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it, because they're nerds.

Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the Institute of Technology!"
IT student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."

by President Robert Bruininks July 28, 2008

appropriate technology

The term appropriate technology is broadly used to mean a technology that is simple to use, culturally sensitive, adoptable to prevailing local conditions and cost effective. So that, whether in a small farm processing agricutural raw materials or in an office complex handling large volumes of commercial client, the technology that is adopted must meet the above criteria, so as to maximize input, promote efficiency and reduce cost.

Appropriate Technology.
For example;
Tractors for relatively large farms.

by NdeiyaxyGh. December 4, 2010

push technology

A method, invented by Wired magazine, of removing all non-advertising content from the internet.

"We'll get more eyeballs if we synergize our core paradigms utilizing push technology."

by mal June 21, 2004

Nigga Technology

Anything that doesn't plug into a printer; technology for niggas.
Don't start trippin' calling me a racist, I don't mean nigga in a disrespectful way, I mean it as a general term for an ignorant motherfucker. Anybody of any race can be an ignorant motherfucker

All nigga technology does is let dumb niggas talk to other dumb niggas about dumb nigga shit.

by Pokedex #184 May 24, 2018

We have the technology

Stop bickering, just look it up on your damn phone.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, Joffery was in Batman.

Friend 2: No way, brah, no way Joffery was in no Batman.

Friend 1: We have the technology. (Conversation ends, they google that shit.)

Harve Bennett: Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive.
Oscar Goldman: We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

by TeamSteve December 21, 2016