tear jearker

a sentimental handjob.

robert got a handjob during the movie -the note book, it was a real tear jearker

by brad cofey February 23, 2008

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Tear Jerk

When you masturbate while crying and use your tears for a lubricant

After he got dumped the threw a tear jerk to his ex girl friend for three weeks.

by nick butz December 15, 2011

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Tear a new asshole

What one might do with a drill-shaped penis.

When I take the bus home afterwards, I won't be able to sit, because they're going to tear me a new asshole.

by Yoni June 1, 2004

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A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.

This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".

A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!

Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.

Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.

by Joey X September 16, 2008

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tear it down

What the fuck do you think it means? Tear it down! Don't reform it. Don't rehabilitate it. Don't replace it with the same damn thing. Tear it the fuck down!

"Port of Olympia!"
"TEAR IT DOWN!"
"Port of Olympia!"
"TEAR IT DOWN!"
"Port of Olympia!"
"TEAR IT DOWN!"

by Wally Cuddeford July 7, 2006

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